September 15, 2012 by truckstopcomedy
Truck Stop Comedy was on location at New York Fashion Week this fall to check out the SS-13 lines. Here are some excerpts from on-the-street interviews we did with passersby about the shows:
Q: “What do you think about the models?”
Gerald, 54, ConEd worker: “Those chicks in the fancy clothes were pretty sexy. I wouldn’t mind putting one of those spy cameras in the bathrooms backstage. My wife and I share the same pants, so it’s nice to see something other than an oatmeal skinned Shrek out and about”.
Papi Pesos, 27 (debatable), unemployed, but insisted he was CEO of a fashion company: “Dem girls ain’t got no booty. I like a fat donkey on my womens. Like an enlarged Tootsie Roll thats possibly cancerous. I bet none of them can’t twerk for shit. Also some of the skirts and pants look like giant Durex condoms, and I ain’t down with that cause I’m rawdog til the death of me”.
Sangria, 28, Cash Register/employee – Chirping Chicken: “All them bitches bourgeois (pronounced boo-jhee), no hair having, nubile, coyote looking meat puppets. They just looking for free clothes from they faggy designers. They handbag leather smoother than their skin, I know that’s right. Can I help you?”.
Rick, 33, Freelance Computer Repair: “I have installed those little spy cameras in the bathrooms backstage”.
Q: “Do you plan on buying any of the clothes you’ve seen?”
Dentyne, 38, Drug Dealer: “If you buy some of this crack from then maybe. Careful, its hot out here.”
Sangria, 28, Cash Register/employee – Chirping Chicken: “Uh uh, I ain’t gonna fit in any of those hibachi, skinny, relish eating hoes’ clothes. They be walking like they on and shit, when they pussy be smellin’ like the balance bar at the Olympics”.
Rick, 33, Freelance Computer Repair: “…sorry, what? I was just watching a model pee standing up”.
Q: Will you come back to next year’s New York Fashion Week?”
Gerald, 54, ConEd Worker: “What are you talking about? I didn’t even go this year. We’re in Harlem right now”.
Sangria, 28, Cash Register/employee – Chirping Chicken: “Are you tryin’ to make me angry with all these questions? I didn’t go this year and I ain’t never been there. I’m at work right now. Boy you stupid. Even if I wasn’t working, I wouldn’t go. Me and my girls hotter than that whole collective of succubus bitches. So no I am not going back”.
Rick, 33, Freelance Computer Repair: “There’s no need. No one will ever find the cameras I’ve hidden inside. I’ll have footage forever. I’m going to live forever”.
Until the Spring!