October 24, 2012 by truckstopcomedy
BOCA RATON, Fla. – On Monday night, with the candidates’ closing remarks in the third and final presidential debate, President Barack Obama stunned the audience at Lynn University by ending his closing remarks with a conspiracy theory about the attacks on September 11th, 2001.
“Now we as a nation have been through tough times, but we always bounce back because of our character. And if I have the privilege of being your president for another four years, I think you will clearly see that there were explosives placed at the base of the second tower.”
At press time, The White House was not able to be reached for comment, but White House press secretary, Jay Carney did send out a short memo that read: “President Obama cares about bringing jobs back to the shores of the United States. For the REAL TRUTH about 9/11 visit http://www.911serendipity.org”